People say I am a woman of many wonders.
For One: I know a majority of the words to a minority of top 40 songs.
For Two: I find really great things on the internet due to my recent development of many fallacious disorders which deal with lack of motivation to study and general attention span.
For Three: I write a lot. Novels, poems, short stories and general prose are all great. (Disclaimer: I try not to be such an emotional person, but Rachel says that everyone has emotions, so sometimes you might receive the result of such spewing of feelings etc. through these avenues... ma baaad.)
For Four: There are only three things that are wonderful about me.
So, if you're lucky, you might get to hear me do a spoken word rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody- guitar solos included.